tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445844569294316288.post1763995226645439283..comments2024-01-28T03:56:39.351-08:00Comments on TOM CLARK: Genocidal Culture Busker Haircut #8: Irrationalism / Nearing ParadiseUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445844569294316288.post-53050924969522941792017-06-05T02:45:45.556-07:002017-06-05T02:45:45.556-07:00Have I shared that in addition to being a total am...Have I shared that in addition to being a total amputee, I am blind? That should save me from seeing Bay Lumber. Though you never know. They're everywhere around us.TChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05915822857461178942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445844569294316288.post-32037889711351836562017-06-04T17:34:29.194-07:002017-06-04T17:34:29.194-07:00Dear T---I get all my meth at Home Depot, so I'...Dear T---I get all my meth at Home Depot, so I'm not familiar with Bay Lumber. But I'd say if you see it, avoid it. But, seriously, avoid crazy people most of all.tpwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05909239000589253931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445844569294316288.post-86226554886697610302017-06-04T10:03:09.026-07:002017-06-04T10:03:09.026-07:00Thank you tpw.
What's also scary but unfo...<br /> Thank you tpw.<br /><br /> What's also scary but unfortunately not quite brilliant is my #1 troll, who shows up every day of the Drumpf Epoch with sweetmeats, bonbons and threats.<br /><br /> Today he promised that the next time he sees me in Bay Lumber, he'll nail my foot to the floor. Scary or amusing? I'm told this sort of thing ought to to be taken seriously. (Well, it was the wife told me that, and you know how they are. Sane and all.) But... uh... taken seriously by whom, exactly? More to the point of the latest threat, his research (happily!!) is of the hit or miss variety so far, for I am a total amputee who hunt and pecks with the tip of his nose and my troll has not yet turned up that particular factoid.. Not famous enough to have a proper biography, and thank God for small favours as me old mother used to say! So I'm still a step or two ahead of his tracking data -- make that lurch, not step, but still.<br /><br /> For the first few months of the Epoch (are we having fun yet?) he kept ever so charmingly promising, day in day out, to tell Daddy Drumpf on me, and I'd better watch out, but the results so far show Drumpf to be variously occupied with other weightier matters, like inventing covrfefe and then firing the Mother of All Covrfefe at the mayor of London, implementing his travel ban on Muslim mayors of London, and so on.<br /><br /> Ruining America forever, hardly easy work. Bigly miles to go before I sleep. Up hill, down dale, sand trap, friendly mulligan for the Emir of Bahrain and his Orb caddy.<br /><br /> My mom also told me if we say our prayers Harambe might be coming back to life one day soon. Also she said that large lumpy thing under the sheet in the back of the SUV...<br /><br /> Promises, promises.<br /><br /> So... I ask, you, master tpw, What's a Bay Lumber, then?? A front for the meth labs of Paradise?TChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05915822857461178942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445844569294316288.post-77900131229115688552017-06-04T06:30:06.850-07:002017-06-04T06:30:06.850-07:00"Nearing Paradise"---brilliant, scary po..."Nearing Paradise"---brilliant, scary poem. tpwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05909239000589253931noreply@blogger.com