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‘It’s time for Mark Zuckerberg to stop hiding behind his Facebook page,’ a Conservative politician said.: photo by NurPhoto/NurPhoto via Getty Images, 19 March 2018
Hi.
I'm Mark. I will always be here for you, inside this little plastic
POS. You can't be popular or successful or famous without me. Don't even
try. Have I said yet that "Hi, I'm Mark..." This is not a recording.
This is a machine that proves you're an idiot. Over and over and over. You can trust it. You're hooked. You can't stop. A sucker like you is born 2000 times a minute once every 2000 years. You're my fish. Our data shows even the weakest and least inspiring world religions can have an awesome shelflife with the right packaging. Hi, I'm Mark. Have a nice day. Want to be in the Awesome Zuck Reich? It's going to be way cool. But you wouldn't want to have tea with Putin, you say? But you'd have no problem with Friending, or being Friended by Ol' Bad Vlad, right? OK! No judgments!
Putin: “would you like some te—“WE’RE GOOD THANKS": image via John Noonan @noonanjo, 14 March 2018
The blind exorcist summoned by your at last exposed and suddenly disposable nation in the aftermath of the one day war which dismantled in one blow its entire material empire and planet ownership forever is laughing somewhere now, in the darkness,
bound and gagged, with his face to the wall he can't see, He knows it
wasn't meant to be a comedy. He knows he can't dispel or eradicate your demons. He knows that even if you deactivate Facebook, everything it has taken from you is gone forever, and no longer yours. You have been
bought and sold and traded upon every time you just wanted to curl up
on the sofa and have a good cry and suck your thumb a bit, before going
back into battle.
Strange places we have seen | Zurich, Switzerland: photo by gato-gato-gato, 2 January 2018
Strange places we have seen | Zurich, Switzerland: photo by gato-gato-gato, 2 January 2018
Strange places we have seen | Zurich, Switzerland: photo by gato-gato-gato, 2 January 2018
Your miserable offspring
'Goonies' House owner tarps home to stop tourists
ReplyDeleteBoth gripped by the Cambridge Analytica scoops on Channel 4 News. They've pulled back the skin and the foetid innards are on plain show. I can't be hearing any chat about democracy. As for Zuckerberg, his schmuck grin is wearing thin.
ReplyDelete<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoWmlL6B2Mc
>Idiot Joy Showland, The Fall</a>
Your prerogative in life it seems
Is living out an ad mans dream
I'm glad you began in Ghouta where the memes have all dried up.
Thanks Duncan, lovely to think of and hear from you both.
ReplyDeleteWithout ever having had or been on or whatever the term is, facebook, I have been convinced for some time that Zuck's "dumb fucks" are just that, and deserve no better than what they get from him - taken.
Social networking has made the world an awful place, or else is a symptom and symbol of the awful place the world has become, specifically since about the time social networking hove into view.
One of these days, most likely not til they are well gone, dead, silenced or offloaded to Idlib, it may be recognized that this revolution of Syria's meant something, and not only to those who fought and are still fighting it.
RIP Mark E Smith, the last northern white rhino of so called pop music.
The Fall: Birmingham School of Business School, from Code: Selfish (1992)
The car is at the roundabout
The policeman is at the roundabout
But I'm full of surprises now
And my friend, he said I'm full of surprises now
Let me tell you about scientific management
And the theft of its concealment
The Birmingham School of Business School
In Birmingham
It's main theme
Weave a web so magnificent
Disguise in the art of conceit
Give a very firm handshake
And take the bastards for everything that they rate
The Birmingham Business School of Business School
Deposits prisoner robotics
Home to their wives Stepford
Case-carrying
Business School
Birmingham School of Business School
Birmingham School of Business School
In the heart of Britain
The big heart of England
Lee Coopers [en effuse/on a fuse]
The Birmingham School of Business School
to walkin'
Hitching
Blazers
Builders
Tryna find a job
The jumped up prats
Birmingham Business School
The Birmingham School of Business School
Birmingham School of Business School
Laughing-stock of European
Olympic bidding again and again
Exciting developments
The Birmingham School of Business School
The Birmingham School of Business School
The Birmingham School of Business School
The Birmingham School of Business School
Dave Bush / Mark E Smith
[One commenter on that by the way thanks chap who posted it, adds "I was going to take a trip to the Midlands, now you've put me off".)