TOM CLARK: "We ran and crawled from under death in Kafr Batna when the tanks entered and planes and helicopters filled the sky, and I saw this with my own eyes..."

#Syria A picture taken today by @amer_almohibany shows smoke plumes rising during regime bombardment in Arbin #Ghouta: image via AFP Photo @AfPphoto, 8:53 AM 20 March 2018

Death, displacement, close escape, bombing, murder and all the rest will not make us give up our right. We ran and crawled from under death in Kafr Batna when the tanks entered and planes and helicopters filled the sky, and I saw this with my own eyes, and saw civilians killed without finding the Saviour that was the Scourge of the Day of Resurrection.: image via Amer almohibany @amer_almohibany, 2:23 AM 20 March 2018

La #Ghouta en Syrie bombardée, nouveaux appels à arrêter le "bain de sang" #AFP: image via Agence France-Presse @afpfr, 12 March 2018

SYRIA - A Syrian boy puts out a fire amid destroyed buildings following government air strikes in the Eastern Ghouta rebel-held enclave of Douma, on the outskirts of the capital Damascus @hamza_alajweh #AFP: image via Frédérique Geffard @fgeffardAFP, 2:31 AM 20 March 2018

Deaths, and massive destruction as result as systematic genocide campaign by the Assad and Russian gangs in #EasternGhouta Yesterday 19/3/2018 Via @douma_revo Lens: Mohamed Badra @badramamet: image via Benedict @benedicte36120 5:51 AM 20 March 2018

Deaths, and massive destruction as result as systematic genocide campaign by the Assad and Russian gangs in #EasternGhouta Yesterday 19/3/2018 Via @douma_revo Lens: Mohamed Badra @badramamet: image via Benedict @benedicte36120 5:51 AM 20 March 2018

Deaths, and massive destruction as result as systematic genocide campaign by the Assad and Russian gangs in #EasternGhouta Yesterday 19/3/2018 Via @douma_revo Lens: Mohamed Badra @badramamet: image via Benedict @benedicte36120 5:51 AM 20 March 2018

#Syria Victims run following Syrian government air strikes on the Eastern #Ghouta rebel-held enclave of Douma.: photo @hamza_alajweh: image via AFP Photo @AFPphoto, 20 March 2018

Last night we received white phosphorus, targeted us. We are civilians. Where are the international community, the @UN? I took these pictures a few moments ago. #Douma 20.03.2018 #EasternGhouta: image via Ahmad @Ahmad36120, 12:44 AM 20 March 2018

Aid packages (from UN and ICRC) are gone now, after a warehouse was bombed by air strikes of regime and Russia. The aid that was not even sufficient is gone! #SaveGhouta #GhoutaGenocide: image via Lina shamy @Linashamy, 19 March 2018

The world’s last male northern white rhino has died, leaving only two females of its subspecies alive in the world: image via Reuters Pictures @reuterspictures, 20 March 2018

World’s last male northern white rhino, Sudan, dies: image via AP Images @AP_Images, 20 March 2018

CORRECTION: Facebook now down $60 billion... Becoming clearer why on Friday @Facebook instructed lawyers to try and stop @guardian breaking this story.. : image via Carole Cadwalldr @carolecadwalla, 11:45AM, 20 March 2018

Zuck’s “what I learned when I unplugged from the internet for one week” essay is gonna be awesome: tweet via Julia Carrie Wong @juliacarriew, 11:16 PM, 20 March 2018

The number of people asking Google 'how to delete Facebook' is spiking in the UK. #CambridgeAnalytica #whereszuck: image via Stuart Henderson @HendersStu, 1:11 AM, 20 March 2018

Guys - no worries - OK Zuck’s gone unless he isn't - but yo, break it down and ask yourself, was fb really such a good thing for the neighborhood anyway, and will History not view its mysterious silent nocturnal departure as a blessing in Hairball disguise for Earth civilization?? Unless there isn't one?

Assignment: historical essay: cp and contrast quality and depth of influence on minds of kids, Fred Rogers v Zuck

Celebrating what would have been Mr. Rogers’ 90th birthday with a look back at his colorful cardigans and lasting legacy: image via Getty Iages @GettyImages, 20 March 2018

Southern California braces for "strongest storm of the year": image via Los Angeles Times @latimes, 6:00 PM, 20 March 2018

New: White House readout of Trump’s Putin call, side by side here with the Kremlin’s readout of the same phone call: image via Christina Wilkie @christinawilkie, 10:33 AM 20 March 2018

Emperor Lord Tinybrain Drumpfo's Declaration of Total War on California is greeted with roadside salutes: image via Outer Boroughs Not Christian For Xt @OBNOXT, 20 March 2018

A Mystery of Our Time

CDMX 2011.. [Centro, Mexico City, Distrito Federal]: photo by Fermin Guzman, 20 December 2011

So... Where's Zuck?... Our guy... And Cheryl, where's Cheryl? Where's anybody? What! Played a billion suckers, betrayed everybody's trust, saw all this coming sold out their shares took the money and ran!?? Can't be found!! As though they were actual bonafide worldclass grifters!! What an idea!! No! What? OMG... Who plucked Zuck? OK, come clean now... You people rushing to judgment... You ingrates...You made Zuck go Away!!! Why'd ya do it??!!

OK cut the crap... WHY IS ZUCK HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ALL NEKKID LIKE THAT WHO DID IT WE ARE ZUCK ARMY DON'T FUCK W US WE WANT ANSWERS NOW!!!

Untitled: photo by Marco Criniti, 12 March 2018

TREASON WEASEL AHOY!!!

BREAKING: Zuck fished from the Deeps by FB forensic investigators... Global Market Crisis averted unless it isn't...

* : photo by JAMES, 4 March 2018

... but uh-oh ZAP! flash of self driving light blew out my reptile mind when even the chief forensic investigator... might really have been Cheryl in grandma's wolf snood, some people thought unless they didn't... reported Zuck's legit gone missing... though he wasn't... that is, hadn't... unless he had... So relieved Zuck's back with us unless he isn't... Maybe Zuck is just giving us a cool Zen Instruction... We can be snakes like Zuck if we put our reptilian minds to it if Zuck gives us all reptilian minds in time for the Presidential campaign... Zuck's reptile mind can be my mind if I want it to, this is an awesome if little known part of FB Terms of Service... check out your fine print people you'll be glad you did... unless... and anyway Zuck would never cheat on us so if it turns out he's actually missing and plucked it's got to have been fowl play... O No!!

Not forcibly metamorphosed self-grifting Elon Musk-Ox-designed Tesla Zuck in convict stripes in the lockup w his tail hanging out!! Say it ain't so!!!

Untitled: photo by TPTopple, 17 March 2018

Unless... wait... can it be... Mad Morphing Shapeshifter Zuck has deked us all again and is now Hairball Zuck just to make us feel a bit awky on April Fools day by which time Zuck will have righted the ship totally and it will be mad awesome again times ten Yay!!! Unless it isn't!!!

...and then - hang on - best for last - final patch in deep if flat forensic crazyquilt - parked in alley outside FB campus waste recycling complex - the getaway vehicle! Revenant reinvigorated "Hairball Lance" Zuck B da Man!! Nothing left but the mop-up operation now... and he just so modest like, you know the awesome triumphant vindicating return like MacArthur, darkest of mien of generals in shades wading ashore on Corregidor in time for the showdown WWE CHAMPIONSHIP WAR OF THE WORLDS THE SEQUEL XXII: PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE RUNAWAY HAIRBALL ZUCK V EMPEROR LORD TINYBRAIN DRUMPFO FOR UNIVERSE TITLE!!

Untitled: photo by Rammy Narula, 14 February 2018

3 comments:

mistah charley, ph.d.21 March 2018 at 09:47
possibly relevant, even though pedantic - ms sandberg of facebook spells her first name "sheryl"

Mose2321 March 2018 at 14:47
I think he may have turned up [img]http://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/d06a30a86a92ae5f46e8e86ff61f8fa7c534d0b5.jpg[/img].
TC23 March 2018 at 09:42
mistah charley not so much pedantic as hilarious. we spelt it "wrong" on purpose.

Duncan, yes, I believe there have now been sightings (well BOT sightings of course, I believe now a "setting" will pass for a sighting, in lieu of physical human), hallelujah for the braindead masses. In a proper country zuck would long since have been strung up by his heels in the town square for public edification. But in the country of Zuck, irony suicided some time back, and nobody even noticed.

TOM CLARK

Wednesday, 21 March 2018

"We ran and crawled from under death in Kafr Batna when the tanks entered and planes and helicopters filled the sky, and I saw this with my own eyes..." | A Mystery of Our Time

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