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Monday 8 September 2014

Alien Emergency

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Zippy: Welcome to Dingburg (detail)
: Bill Griffith, 2008 image by fantagraphics. 24 October 2008

Breaking News:
Autonomous University of Dingburg invaded by undocumented alien copper thieves!
Huge muffled explosions reported for miles around!




 from Dal Tokyo (detail): Gary Panter, 1983; image via Fantagraphics Books, 2012


Smoke after explosion at UC Berkeley

Smoke billowing from generator explosion on UC Berkeley Campus: photo by Kohar Minassian, 30 September 2013
  • Students watch smoke from the East Asian Library after an explosion on UC Berkeley's campus on September 30, 2013 in Berkeley, Calif. Photo: Michael Drummond, The Daily Californian
  • Students watch smoke from the East Asian Library after an explosion on UC Berkeley's campus: photo by Michael Drummond / The Daily Californian, 30 September 2013
  • This image provided by The Daily Californian shows emergency crews at the scene of an explosion on the University of California Berkeley campus on Monday, Sept. 30, 2013 in Berkeley, Calif.  At least one person was hospitalized and a mandatory evacuation was ordered after the explosion followed a power outage across campus.  Fire crews freed about 20 people trapped in dormitory elevators across campus as a result of the outage, said UC Berkeley spokesman Dan Mogulof. (AP Photo/The Daily Californian, Alex Turney) MANDATORY CREDIT: THE DAILY CALIFORNIAN Photo: Alex Turney, Associated Press
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  • Emergency crews at the scene of an explosion on the University of California Berkeley campus: photo by Alex Turney /The Daily Californian, 30 September 2013



 from Dal Tokyo (detail): Gary Panter, 1983; image via Fantagraphics Books, 2012


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An electrical explosion on the campus of the University of California, Berkeley forced the campus to be evacuated: photo by Kelley Fang / Daily Californian, 30 September 2013

REVERE WARE  COOKWARE
WOMAN'S DAY
02/01/1954
p. 19

Revere Copper and Brass Inc. ad for Revere Ware Cookware: Woman's Day, 1 February 1954 (Gallery of Graphic Design)


 from Dal Tokyo (detail): Gary Panter, 1984; image via Fantagraphics Books, 2012


Undocumented Aliens -- the usual suspects

"All life is a blur of Republicans and meat!"
-- Zippy


Zippy: "I Am Muffler Man": Bill Griffith, 23 January 2004, via The Comics Journal, 21 March 2012

"In that case, let's go shopping!"
-- Zippy


 from Invasion of the Elvis Zombies: Gary Panter, 1984; image by Artists' Books in the TNS Libraries, 11 July 2012

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"All your base are belong to US" on US-50 south of Fallon, Nevada: photo by Gerd Badur, 13 August 2004


Tokyo Invasion: "All your base are belong to US". The Empire sent three Stormtroopers to invade Tokyo. One went off dancing and the other two decided to take some time off instead, seeing the sights at Akihabara, Shibuya, Asakusa and more: photo by Danny Choo, 25 January 2011


Hot dog! Everything's OK! It's Muffler Man! Let's not sweat the stupid documents!


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A Muffler Man holding a hot dog at Bunyon's on Ogden Avenue in Cicero, Illinois: photo by Mykl Roventine, 6 July 2007

This towering fiberglass Paul Bunyan  figure stood outside Hamlet Arthur Stephens' hot dog stOgden Cicero for decades.  Richard

This towering, fiberglass Paul Bunyan figure stood outside Hamlet Arthur Stephens' hot dog stand on Ogden in Cicero for decades: photo by Richard A. Chapman via Chicago Sun-Times, 4 June 2012

Hamlet Arthur Stephens seen age 81 this 2003 phowith giant Paul Bunyan figure thstood outside his hot dog stOgden Cicero

Hamlet Arthur Stephens, seen at age 81 in this 2003 photo with the giant Paul Bunyan figure that stood outside his hot dog stand on Ogden in Cicero for decades. The figure, which was moved downstate after Stephens retired, became a well-known bit of Americana: photo by Richard A. Chapman, 2003, via Chicago Sun-Times, 4 June  2012

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Bunyan Muffler Man, named after Paul Bunyan. It is located in Rocky Mount, North Carolina, on the west side of I-95 near Exit 145 Gold Rock and is visible from the highway. It was formerly located at the Stan the Tire Man facility in Salem, Illinois and was purportedly moved to the new location in Rocky Mount in 2007
: photo by Leonard J. DeFrancisci, 23 March 2009


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Muffler Man at the May Cafe, 111 Louisiana Boulevard Southeast, Albuquerque, New Mexico. This muffler man can be seen from Route 66
: photo by Leonard J. DeFrancisci, 28 June 2013


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Heyburn Elementary School Mascot Muffler Man, St Maries, Idaho: photo by Nils Peterson, 17 November 2010

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Paul Bunyan Muffler Man in Bangor, Maine: photo by Dennis Jarvis, 4 September 2006

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The famous Gemini Giant Muffler Man outside the Launching Pad Cafe, a drive-in restaurant on Route 66 in Wilmington, Illinois: photo by Skyring, 22 April 2011

File:Casino Dude Muffler Man (Rockvale, Montana) 001.jpg

Casino Dude Muffler Man at the Fort Rockvale Restaurant and Casino, 101 Rockvale Road, Joliet, Montana: photo by Leonard J. DeFrancisci, 23 June 2013

File:Big Mike, Muffler Man, Hayward, California.jpg

 Advertising statue, nicknamed Big Mike, photographed on Mission Blvd in downtown Hayward, California. A classic Muffler man. Statue removed in late 2011. Fully restored and re-erected at Bell Plastics on National Ave. in Hayward, March 2013
: photo by Mercurywoodrose, 2 October 20113


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The Chincoteague Viking located on the north side of Ridge Road across from the end of Pony Swim Lane on Chincoteague Island, Virginia. The approximate address is 3376 Ridge Road. This hollow fiberglass statue is approximately 20 feet tall and is a Muffler Man
: photo by Leonard J. DeFrancisci, 23 June 2013


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Chicken Boy Muffler Man on Route 66 in Los Angeles, Highland Park, California: photo by Marilyn Nix, 1 January 2012

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The Muffler Man in front of the Babes and Lightning muffler shop at 808 The Alameda in San José, California, USA. View is looking south across SR 82 ("The Alameda"): photo by Pedro Xing, 12 September 2012

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Santa waves to passing freight trains on the Housatonic Railroad from an "auto recycling facility" on Vail Road in Brookfield, Connecticut. Perhaps this fiberglass Muffler Man Santa was originally used at the Danbury Fair
: photo by Pedro Xing, 21 April 2012

"What, Me Undocumented?"



 

Zippy: "What, Me Muffle?"
: Bill Griffith, 23 January 2004, via Th' Official Zippy the Pinhead Website Archive


 DINGBURG-cover2

"Dingburg, the city inhabited entirely by pinheads": Bill Griffith, from Gary Panter: Questions for Griffy, in The Comics Journal, 21 March 2012

INDUSTRIAL CHEMICALS
SATURDAY EVENING POST
06/04/1955
p. 7

American Cyanimid ad for Industrial Chemicals: Saturday Evening Post, 4 June 1965 (Gallery of Graphic Design)

INTERNATIONAL PARTS MUFFLER
SATURDAY EVENING POST
06/11/1960
p. 19

International Parts Corp. ad for International Parts Mufflers: Saturday Evening Post, 11 June 1960 (Gallery of Graphic Design)

4 comments:

Be the BQE said...

It's the muffled explosions you really gotta watch!

Great post. We're certainly the aliens in the land of the giants.
-David

Hazen said...

Ernst Mayr has suggested that intelligence in higher mammals is a fatal mutation; we Dingburgers are driving ourselves and all life on the planet to extinction; we have the Midas touch for sure; we muffle everything we lay our hands on.

TC said...

And those things will stay muffled a long time, as well.

And still Muffler Man will stand tall, undaunted.

TC said...

Ode to an American Icon