[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 10 June 2017
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 10 June 2017
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 10 June 2017
Pylvia Splatt: Daddy Drinks Millers
Do do do boo boo boo
You you you mean bad dead old daddy bumblebee you
Boo hoo hoo buzz buzz buzzy bee bee boo boo
Twenty nine damn years white as a lilly the whole time all that suffering
all that whiteness no buzz and never famous enough never! ooh the pain of it ooh
And
now I've got the flu flu flu and nobody cares not even you daddy damn you I'm starting to think I got this loose screw from you
And my poems keep getting rejected because I'm so damned boring and still alive and even Mademoiselle doesn't care about me any more
And all because of you and 29 years of being your little bumblebee boo Achoo
Well at least the whiteness has to be because of you being white and German or Polish too
And paying all those bills with your boring old Polish German entomology too
With
your stupid books about bumblebees and no buzz ever daddy you terrible German or
possibly Polack (O daddy I love saying Polack when I have the flu!) you
I think I hate you
And also I'm starting to think I don't like you anymore too you old no buzz nazi brute you
Dead twenty two years now lying way down there under the ground among the creeping mould your withered old bones slowly turning from
grey to blue
And I remember nothing about you
And that makes it all the easier to hang my special little whitegirl suffering of no buzz ever plus not being famous enough on you you you
Have I mentioned yet that I have the flu Achoo Achoo
And that I've just recently understood that that's your fault too
It's the lingering bumblebee contact trauma flu
And it almost makes me think I'm a Jew Jew Jew
I must have got this curious love of the rack and the screw from somewhere it's got to have been from you
Roses are red and it's pretty hard coming up with new rhyme words when you are just another dumb little American airhead wannabe no-buzz special flower daddy boo hoo
Daddy ever since you started drinking Millers I feel like I hardly know you you old nazi brute and saying this makes me feel kind of reckless crazy ooh
And every word of this is true unless it's not and if it's not it's because of you
You embarrass me daddy there now I've gone ahead and said it you old Polack you
And
I'm not ashamed to say that because I'm a big girl now I've been around
the block and I'm nobody's fool you old black shoe Polack you
And saying Polack almost gets me hot and I feel like I'm on the brink of a buzz right now ooh daddy ooh ooh ooh
And saying Polack almost gets me hot and I feel like I'm on the brink of a buzz right now ooh daddy ooh ooh ooh
Bumblebee, Coney Island Mermaid Parade 2017: photo by Richie S, 17 June 2017
A little bumblebee [Lazio, Rome]: photo by Mikael Korhonen, 17 February 2017
Washed Out [Emo River, Earth]: photo by Send me adrift, 2 May 2012
Washed Out [Emo River, Earth]: photo by Send me adrift, 2 May 2012
Washed Out [Emo River, Earth]: photo by Send me adrift, 2 May 2012
Washed Out
Color floods to the spot, dull purple.
The rest of the body is all washed out,
the color of pearl.
- Sylvia Plath, "Contusion"
Week 45/52
I hate this but at the same time I love it.
I think I hate it because it's not what I usually do. You know, crazy over-editing to the point where it doesn't look like the original at all. But I kinda want to try it out.
I'll post the original (before and after photos) on my facebook page this weekend, so check it out!
(Thats suppose to be blood, haha, I suck at editing)
Color floods to the spot, dull purple.
The rest of the body is all washed out,
the color of pearl.
- Sylvia Plath, "Contusion"
Week 45/52
I hate this but at the same time I love it.
I think I hate it because it's not what I usually do. You know, crazy over-editing to the point where it doesn't look like the original at all. But I kinda want to try it out.
I'll post the original (before and after photos) on my facebook page this weekend, so check it out!
(Thats suppose to be blood, haha, I suck at editing)
Grave marker of Otto Emil Plath (1885-1940), Winthrop Cemetery, Suffolk County, Massachusetts: photo by Steven Vigneau, 4 August 2017 via Find A Grave
Otto Emil Plath (1885-1940): Bumblebees and Their Ways (1934), cover: image via Eggs Ackley @eggzakly, 18 June 2560
Hello Daddy? It's me, your little Pylvia, your little girl, your little bumblebee -- Yo! I'm coming over in a minute and bringing a case of Millers so let's make up and get a buzz on and then let's party!
[Untitled]: photo by J Ward, 31 May 2017
[Untitled]: photo by J Ward, 31 May 2017
[Untitled]: photo by J Ward, 31 May 2017
Girls dressed as bumblebees make conversation at the Global Mobile Internet Conference in Beijing: photo by Mark Schiefelbein/AP, 29 April 2015
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Girls dressed as bumblebees make conversation at the Global Mobile Internet Conference in Beijing: photo by Mark Schiefelbein/AP, 29 April 2015
R0254341: photo by Tyler Simpson, 20 March 2013
R0254341: photo by Tyler Simpson, 20 March 2013
R0254341: photo by Tyler Simpson, 20 March 2013
Stunters: photo by Hillol Chouudhury, 1 February 2017
Stunters: photo by Hillol Chouudhury, 1 February 2017
Stunters: photo by Hillol Chouudhury, 1 February 2017
C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 46/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 26 August 2016
C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 46/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 26 August 2016
C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 46/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 26 August 2016
[Untitled]: photo by m.sadowski, 7 June 2017
C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 39/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 19 August 2016
C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 39/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 19 August 2016
C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 39/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 19 August 2016
1/17: photo by susanne_baumgartner switzerland, 23 January 2017
P1220830-2: photo by Krongpon Komutkul, 8 February 2017
P1220830-2: photo by Krongpon Komutkul, 8 February 2017
P1220830-2: photo by Krongpon Komutkul, 8 February 2017
[Serbia]: photo by Thomas Lefevre, 16 December 2016
[Serbia]: photo by Thomas Lefevre, 16 December 2016
[Serbia]: photo by Thomas Lefevre, 16 December 2016
Arm wrestling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 28 May 2013
Arm wrestling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 28 May 2013
Arm wrestling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 28 May 2013
#6. Bowling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 May 2016
#6. Bowling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 May 2016
#6. Bowling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 May 2016
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 2 April 2016
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 2 April 2016
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 2 April 2016
Massive Attack [tel aviv]: photo by amira_a, 7 June 2017
Massive Attack [tel aviv]: photo by amira_a, 7 June 2017
Massive Attack [tel aviv]: photo by amira_a, 7 June 2017
[Hat Yai, Songkhla, Thailand]: photo by Sakulchai Sikitikul, 14 April 2017
[Hat Yai, Songkhla, Thailand]: photo by Sakulchai Sikitikul, 14 April 2017
[Hat Yai, Songkhla, Thailand]: photo by Sakulchai Sikitikul, 14 April 2017
Fiesta [andalusia]: photo by _Joris Dewe_, 3 March 2017
Fiesta [andalusia]: photo by _Joris Dewe_, 3 March 2017
Fiesta [andalusia]: photo by _Joris Dewe_, 3 March 2017
headlight: photo by angkul_sth, 3 March 2017
#20: photo by Mike McCawley, 2 December 2016
#20: photo by Mike McCawley, 2 December 2016
#20: photo by Mike McCawley, 2 December 2016
[Gun clup party, Iserlohn]: photo by Michael May, 9 June 2017
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 29 October 2016
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 29 October 2016
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 29 October 2016
Ball. Baltic Sea, Poland. [Wladyslawowo, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 July 2013
Ball. Baltic Sea, Poland. [Wladyslawowo, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 July 2013
Ball. Baltic Sea, Poland. [Wladyslawowo, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 July 2013
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 25 October 2015
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 25 October 2015
[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 25 October 2015
Summer [Sopot, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 15 July 2013
Summer [Sopot, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 15 July 2013
Summer [Sopot, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 15 July 2013
[Untitled, Montana]: photo by Patrick Warner, 24 February 2017
[Untitled, Montana]: photo by Patrick Warner, 24 February 2017
[Untitled, Montana]: photo by Patrick Warner, 24 February 2017
5 comments:
Waylon Jennings: Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line (live, Johnny Cash Show, March 1970)
Miller High Life: Deviled Egg (dir. Errol Morris)
Miller Time (1977)
poor Sylvia
poor Crimea
both give me
the arrhythmia
Huh? Sylvia who? Sylvia of Crimea??
(They say henbane's good for that, by the way.)
The hen is the bane
The bird is the word
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